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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:49
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
What is your daily motivation and does it work?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
No way
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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